May 2013
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April 2013
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My Grandpa: What I don't get about boobs is. Okay, yeah, they're attractive. Boobs are hot. And women can show off the top of them. 67% of the top of your boob can be visible. And then the bottoms can show too. And the sides are no big deal. In fact, any part of your breast is okay to be seen but your nipple. And nipples are what men and women's breasts have in common.
Me: I'm SAYIN'.
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we...
– Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. Andrew Sullivan.
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Derrick C. Brown- I Love You Is Back
all distortion, all the time
someone please plug my lungs back into the guitar amps!
i want to live on
all distortion, all the time.
aren’t you sick of being appraised as just wholesale?
aren’t you sick of sailing on listing ships?
aren’t you weary from playing cellos with ex-lover’s bones?
i want the butterfly brigade to grant me a year with no stomach drama.
i want a piano that will not warp...
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Andrea Gibson's Yellow Bird
Our culture is a prison and the only one with the key is little Emmy Jones, covering every inch of her standardized test with the best #2 pencil version of ‘A Starry Night’ anyone has ever seen. And yes, there is a hummingbird in her chest, it’s wings are beating 80 times a second for the second you and I will see that Dr. King didn’t write a speech called I Have a Dream, he wrote a poem called,...
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wookiewuv:
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
gaaraofsuburbia:
tctisi:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it.
WAIT
20:13
2013
OMG